This Post Has No Title, Just Words and a Tune
Posted by Adrenalynn on 19 April 2010
Hello! How have you been? Great! Me? Yeah, I’ve been good. Life is doing that thing where it’s really busy and everyone’s birthday is in April because that’s nine months after we’ve all had our summer vacation (yes, that includes my kids’ birthdays) and I’ve been traveling a bit for work and my plane touched down literally one hour before the air space over everywhere was shut down because some volcano on Iceland decided to go all medieval on our hineys.
But thanks to some nasty virus attacking the hostess I got out of a(nother) birthday party this weekend and made an appointment with Super Morten and his Magic Hands™ for a haircut instead.
Behold the crazy that was my hair before I let the man loose with his tiny scissors:
Yes, Lance and Dave (or is it Mr Mona Lisa?), that is another one of my absolutely fabulous bathroom photos.
And no, I’m sure nobody at the salon thought I was crazy when I shamelessly photographed myself in the mirror.
Twice.
And after unspeakable amounts of hair had fallen to the ground…
…A new and changed woman emerged.
Goodness, I look so hot right now I’m practically seducing myself over here.
Bonus points to anyone who figures out which song I copied the title from!
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Elton John, "This Song Has No Title"…
Hei Jarle; YES!! Well done. Jeg skal ikke engang spørre hvorfor du kan Elton John-låter på rams.
Parents+long trips by car. I can even whistle the solo from "Nikita".
Btw, any tidings from miss Eyjafjallajokull above you? New eruptions?
Hi Jarle; is THAT what it’s called? I keep calling it very inappropriate names instead because I can’t seem to remember. I’m sure you can imagine some of them…
You look good even with short hair cousin: Som don't – you do
Hi Favorite cousin! Wow, that is quite a statement coming from such a conservative man – thank you
Nice haircut! Will be more impressed if it looks the same after you wash it!
Hi Newdaynewlesson; I’ll have you know it looks equally fabulous today, after I’ve washed and dried it all by myself
Wow! Now I am impressed!
You look SO hot that the question is: WHO does NOT have a crush on you? I'm so not gay…but I DO;)
Hi Charlotte; now I’m totally blushing…. But that is SO true.
Love the haircut. Does Morten have to pay you for the privilege of cutting your hair? He should. And he should be grateful too!
It's Mona Lisa, Mister Mona Lisa, Good Guy, Mister Good Guy and a whole host of other keywords.
Hey! Before you go complaining… I like keywords. You like bathrooms. Don't judge me for it. After all, I don't judge you for it. Much
Nice to see you back Lynn!!!!!
Hi there Dave (I refuse to call you Mona Lisa); you know, Morten really should pay me for letting him TOUCH my hair, not to mention for the fantastic walking advertisement that I am. I think I might start charging him by the hour. I’ll try not to laugh at your keyword addiction if you promise not to badmouth my bathroom preferences
You look stunning! Gorgeous!
Hi Hayley; thank you! I love me a nice compliment
Like the hair, if you find a vast high powered rocket to take you to the core of the sun make sure you write a post about it
Hi 1 husband 2 kids; LOL – I will!
Hey Bathroom Girl,
I have been called worse (yeah, so "Lance" works!). It rhymes with "dance", you know. Which, *ahem*, you know I pretty much rock at!!!!
Wow, that was a bit of a tangent.
So – slicing and dicing, are you??? And – your camera (the iTelephone thingy) – must be loaded with photos. Where were we, though? Oh, that's right – your hair cut (slicing and dicing made me think of dinner) (I'm not about to eat your hair though) (wow, this is really going in all sorts of wrong directions!).
Your haircut…NICE!!!!! And back to that "rockin" idea (you know…my dancing and all)….your hair (and YOU!) be rockin!!
Now…the real question…what's rockin' more: my dancing or your hair???? Hmmm….
Should leave that up to Dave ( or mr. good guy or mona lisa or wow…that guy's got a lot of names!!!) – he's seen my dancing AND your hair.
(although, I think I'd be scared if he chose my dancing over your hair!!!)
Happy HAIR DAY!!!!
LANCE!! Stop calling me bathroom girl, you crazy dancing maniac! Don’t worry, people always think about dinner when they think of me, so I’m used to it. And yes, my iTelephone is absolutely stuffed with horrible self portraits from the bathroom. I think I might have to just post them all for you to see some day…
You know, Dave may have seen your dancing and my hair, but I’ve seen him in his underwear and I therefore have way more leverage. Besides, who in their right mind would choose your dancing over my hair?! Have you seen yourself dance?
Have a fabulous day!
Dear Bathroom Friend,
(notice that I am no longer calling you girl, per your request) (I'm so good with instructions, aren't I???)
If the iTelephone pictures of you evoked any laughter, would we call them "potty humor"???
Okay – and I don't even want to know about this whole Dave and his underwear thing!!! (although, I tell ya, I miss ALL the good stuff!!!)
Dancing??? Hey, I HAVE seen my dancing!! (hold on, there's a telephone call)…. (15 minutes later)…. well…that was pretty wild – it was the "Dancing with the Stars" producers. they want me as one of the professional dancers….I told them I'd have to think about it….
(some people use their left mind)
me? I bounce around on both sides. (kind of like my dancing…)
Lance; thanks SO much, that’s way better. You men certainly know how to follow instructions! But at least you’re funny… when you dance!
I think you get to much praise right now, so I thought I should say something clever to even things out… But I couldn`t come up with anything… So instead I will beg on my knees for some help to straighten my hair, I just can`t seem to get the damn thing (you know what I mean) to do what I want….
Hi LT! I heard you told Super Morten ALL about my blog. Thanks for that, FRIEND. Let me help! I’m such a giver, plus I love to share my infinite knowledge of all things hair.
Very cool haircut! You look great.
Hi Lynn! You make my day every time you come by with that lovely name
Thank you!
I like your new hair but I also like your old hair. It makes no difference at all because you still look beautiful no matter how you change the style of your hair.
Hi; thank you!
I swear to GOD I thought Elton John before I read the first comment.
AWESOME new haircut!! You look as beautiful as ever.
And WHO is that Lance character??
xoxo
Jannie! I totally believe you. And I have NO idea who this "Lance" is. He pops up everywhere and keeps talking about dancing and laughing! Frankly, I think he's a little crazy in the head. I think I even saw a photo of him wearing a tiara and lipstick the other day. I rest my case…