I’m on a roll, people! This is officially a blog about nothing.Jeg er i siget folkens! Dette er offisielt en blogg om ingenting.
Posted by Adrenalynn on 13 June 2009
Since I know that you guys care as much about my hair as I do, I feel an obligation to share the breaking news: I got my hair cut today. By Super Morten and his Magic Hands™. And now birds sing and unicorns dance around me everywhere I go. There’s nothing that can cheer a girl up like getting your hair done by a guy who can just twirl the scissors around your head a few times and with minimal effort make a disaster zone look awesome and relaxed like this:
You probably can’t tell, but it’s red again, after a brief purple phase. I like the red. It makes me feel like maybe I’m not just a mother of two with a freezer full of chicken cutlets who goes to bed before 10 PM.
Now the only problem is that I agreed to sing at Super Morten’s wedding (you know, so he’d cut my hair for free. Do I look like I can afford that man’s magic moves?), and I’m nervous. Not about the singing part, that’s easy – I’m worried that I won’t be able to make my hair look as awesome as he does. What if all he can think about while I’m delivering my heartfelt performance is “Oh God, I hope nobody finds out that I cut that awful train wreck a week ago”? I’ll have to wear a hat. Or a dress that’s really low cut. Or a dress that’s really short. Or a dress that’s really short and low cut. Or nothing at all.Siden jeg vet at dere bryr dere like mye om håret mitt som jeg gjør, føler jeg meg forpliktet til å dele de spennende nyhetene: jeg fikk håret mitt klippet i dag. Av Super-Morten og hans Magiske Hender™. Og nå synger fugler og enhjørninger danser rundt meg overalt hvor jeg går. Det er ingenting som kan muntre opp en jente som å få håret klippet av en mann som bare kan svinge saksen noen ganger rundt hodet ditt og med minimalt av krefter få et katastrofeområde til å se så fantastisk og avslappet ut som dette:
Du ser det kanskje ikke, men det er rødt igjen, etter en kort lillaperiode. Jeg liker det røde. Det får meg til å føle at jeg kanskje ikke bare er en tobarnsmamma med fryseren full av kyllingfilet, og som går og legger seg før klokken ti på kvelden.
Nå er det eneste problemet at jeg gikk med på å synge i Super-Mortens bryllup (du vet, sånn at han ville klippe meg gratis. Ser det ut som om jeg har råd til den mannens magiske moves?), og jeg er nervøs. Ikke for syngingen, det er enkelt – jeg er bekymret for at jeg ikke vil få håret mitt til å se like bra ut som han gjør. Hva hvis alt han klarer å tenke på mens jeg leverer min hjertefølte fremførelse er “Å herlighet, jeg håper ingen finner ut at jeg klippet det forferdelige takraset for en uke siden”? Jeg må ta på meg en hatt. Eller en kjole som er veldig utringet. Eller en kjole som er veldig kort. Eller en kjole som er veldig kort og veldig utringet. Eller absolutt ingenting.
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Who is this BIZ WOMAN???
Looks good on you, I can not tell more
I might post a picture of my hair. It’s longer than it’s been in a long time. It needs cutting.
One thing is for sure though… Super Morten ain’t getting his magic hands anywhere near me!
BTW I could have been FIRST but I was waiting for Jarle, and then MLT posted so I thought WTH.
Nice hair! I used to do a dark auburn in my hair a lot, but I’m kind of enjoying the au natural thing now.
And there is nothing wrong with blog posts about nothing. Those nothings can sometimes turn into great somethings.
~ Kristi
Du kan ha på hatt når du synger. Det er lov i bryllup. Hvor jobber magiske Morten+ Jeg trenger litt magi i mitt hår…
Du kledde ny hårklipp..
og du kommer til å se SÅ fin ut i bryllupet til magiske Morten.
I am amazed by the fact that
1. I’m reading this and commenting during the 7 year old sleepover
2. that you know how to sing – I had no idea
I can NEVER get my hair to look as good as it did when I left the hairdressers.
I like a long low-cut dress.
Hair looks FAB!
Please post Youtube of the singing!
And did you know I tagged you over at Funstertown??
hee-hee!
Jannie Funsters last blog post..“Blame Tara Who?” Meme
snakker morten norsk? for da kan jeg klippe haaret mitt uten angst naar jeg kommer. Jeg har mye angst, men paa russisk….,
Eg trur no heller at det er det sexy blikket ditt som gjer at håret ser bra ut! viser du den utstrålingen i bryllupet også så treng du ikkje vera nervøs over hva du skal ha på deg.
I’m totally with you on the hair thing. My hairdresser announced she was quitting a while back and I nearly threw myself down on the floor to block her exit. I’ve followed her around stalker style for ages and won’t let anyone else near my hair!
She didn’t quit and all is well.
Oh and can’t believe the Blame Tara Meme is making its way back over here. It’s been everywhere! That cheeky Blogger Dad!
Tara@Sticky Fingerss last blog post..If I’m beaten up by angry teens, you’ll know why . . .
LOL, thanks
LOL, he’s losing his edge!
I’m thinking about posting a photo of my hair every day so my readers can see it grow – you know, like pregnant women do with their bellies. What do you think? Are you in?
And I’m sure Morten would think twice before touching you with his magic hands as well.
Thanks, Kristi, you’re so sweet
I do have a few somethings on the way, but I never have the time to actually finish writing them! Sigh.
It’s so great to see that a lot of other blogs are mentioning you nowadays; it’s about time
Hatt it is
Du skal få nummeret til Morten i et litt mer… personlig forum, tenker jeg… Han bare ler hver gang en venn av meg ringer nå
Takk, Ingalill! Du sier alltid så mye fint
1. I’m amazed by the fact that you’re reading AND commenting during the sleepover! How did it go? I’m totally intimidated by the thought.
2. I do sing- but mr. Magic Hands has never heard me, so that should probably make me a little nervous as well. Oddly, though, all I can think about is the hair thing
I don’t think anyone gets their hair to look as good as their hairdressers do- it’s so annoying! Why can’t you get them to come home with you?
Thank you, Jannie
There will be no posting of the singing – I am less than hopeful about the skills of the piano player, although I’ve never heard her play. I really hope I’ll be pleasantly surprised!
I did see that! Thanks for tagging, me
You’re the second person to tag me this week – and I’ve already done it! I SO wish I could just post the thing again. Or make up completely different answers! 
You’re awesome, by the way.
Uæh, ja, det må jo være nesten like skummelt å klippe seg i Russland som å ta røntgen! Eller skumlere. Super-Morten snakker heldigvis norsk.
Hm, jeg mistenker at det “sexy blikket” kommer av at jeg konsentrerer meg skikkelig for å holde mursteinen av et kamera rolig nok til å få til å ta et noenlunde klart bilde…
Men takk likevel! Jeg tar det til meg
Oh, wow- I can’t imagine losing my hairdresser. I’m so happy for you that she didn’t quit! I guess the death threats really worked, eh?
The Blame Tara Meme has really conquered the world – you’re like, blogging royalty!