Next they’ll try to convince us babies can’t play with matches either. Facists.Det neste er vel at de prøver å overbevise oss om at babyer ikke kan leke med fyrstikker heller. Facister.
Posted by Adrenalynn on 12 May 2009
So somebody suddenly discovered it’s illegal for moms to bring their babies to the movies when the theaters show those movies once a week targeted at moms with babies because the babies technically aren’t old enough to watch movies. So the movie people decided to go ahead and try to change the laws, because, uh, they’re babies. And then some nurses got all angry and started yelling and screaming that it was NOT OK for babies to watch movies, because they’re uh, babies. And then I was all “What? They’re babies.” And the movie people were all “What? They’re babies!”
I mean, I’ve personally never been to a movie theater full of moms with babies, because, uh, other babies. And lactating boobs. Everywhere. How are you supposed to watch Hugh Jackman’s pecks in peace with all that? Exactly. But I sort of get it; when my youngest was born I was so angry with him for coming a few weeks early because I wanted to see the latest Indiana Jones movie when it came out. You know, without having someone else’s kid cry in my ear or my view obstructed by boobs the whole time. So I watched it on DVD instead. While breastfeeding. So here’s where I don’t get the nurses: babies watch movies all the time when they’re newborn, because what do you do all night when you’re feeding them or holding them or trying to make them shut up and go to sleep already? You watch movies. Movies with violence. Or sex. Or both. And the babies? Don’t even pay attention. They’re busy eating or pooping. So nurses; shut up already.
SourceSå noen oppdaget plutselig at det er ulovlig for mødre å ta med babyene sine på kino når det er babykino en gang i uken for mødre med babyer, fordi babyene egentlig ikke er gamle nok til å gå på kino. Så kinofolkene bestemte seg for å prøve å få loven endret, fordi, eh, de er babyer. Og så ble noen helsesøstre kjempesinna og begynte å kjefte og rope at det IKKE VAR GREIT at babyer gikk på kino, fordi eh, de er babyer. Og jeg bare “Hva? De er babyer.” Og kinofolkene bare “Hva? De er babyer!”
Jeg mener, jeg personlig har aldri vært i en kinosal full av mødre med babyer, fordi, eh, andre babyer. Og lakterende pupper. Overalt. Hvordan er det meningen at man skal kunne konsentrere seg om musklene til Hugh Jackman med alt det rundt seg? Nettopp. Men jeg forstår det på en måte; når min yngste ble født var jeg så sint på ham for å komme noen uker for tidlig fordi jeg ville se den nyeste Indiana Jones-filmen når den kom på kino. Du vet, uten at noen andres baby hylte i øret mitt eller en drøss med pupper blokkerte utsikten. Så jeg så den på DVD i stedet. Mens jeg ammet. Så det er her jeg ikke helt forstår helsesøstrene: babyer ser filmer hele tiden når de er nyfødte, fordi hva gjør du hele kvelden eller natten når du mater dem eller holder dem eller prøver å få dem til å holde kjeft og sove? Du ser filmer. Filmer med vold. Eller sex. Eller begge deler. Og babyene? Følger ikke med. De er opptatte med å spise eller bæsje. Så helsesøstre; kjeften.
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Babies care about nothing but sleeping and boobies.
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Going to the movies with not only my baby but a bunch of other babies sounds like the Zero Population people trying to punish me.
I suppose maybe the movie theater speakers are a lot louder than what you’d have at home. I know when I was pregnant, my babies would go crazy kicking in the theater. Like bang bang bang, keep it down in there!
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In before obvious Lynn reply.
Btw, Indiana Jones IV sucked.
hmm.. jeg har prøvd.. 29 babyer i dempet belysning i fem uker (velkommen til avdeling nyfødt) og jeg lover deg. Du vil IKKE oppleve det. Unger hyler hele tiden og folk lufttørker puppene bak skjermbrett hele tiden… sukk
My first was brought up on breastmilk and Battlestar Galactica. So far she seems to be doing Ok, allthought I guess the work Frack must confuse her a great deal…
excellent post , made me laugh lots for the crazy situation out there
I think babies have the right to watch movies as they don’t get anything bad from it
Jeg liker deg. Kan du bli politiker så jeg kan stemme på deg? Du er mye mer fornuftig enn alle politikere jeg noensinne har hørt prate. Du kan godt bli helsesøster også. Og kinofolk. Liker deg!
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Ja! Kanskje jeg må lage mitt eget parti først, forresten? Jeg liker egentlig ingen av de vi har fra før. Du kan få være med hvis du vil! Vote for Lynn- YES WE CAN! Jeg liker det.
Vi kan ha skattefritak for skokjøp som en kampsak.
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That’s not a problem in America, because people bring their babies to every and anything. Course, I’m not crazy about it in the theater when it’s not a G-rated movie, for the same reason you mentioned. A scary or action packed part comes up, and suddenly you have a screaming baby.
Other than that, though, no laws against it here.
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Exactly. Much like grown men.
Haha, you know me too well. Also, it did NOT. I hated the ending, but Indy is Indy. And he totally could survive an a-bomb in a fridge.
Thing is, they turn down the sound and have the lights on inside the theater to make it baby-friendly, so I don’t really see what the big deal is! Aside from the fact that I can’t imagine why someone would subject themselves to that many babies inside such a relatively small space. The horror!
First, thank you for posting the obvious Lynn reply to mr. Fowler
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Second, Indiana Jones IV started out fair enough with the fridge and all, but seriously… aliens, flying saucer and ninja hobbits?? Indy IV doesn’t exist.
Thanks, I agree
I guess you just don’t see Indy the way I do- and I’m glad you don’t, or your wife and I would have to have a serious chat.
UÆH! Du har rett, det hørtes litt mindre enn kjekt ut… Er du en sånn lufttørker?
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Jess! Dette må jo bare bli bra! Og tamponger. Jeg hater å måtte betale penger for noe som er så upraktisk, ufrivillig og EKKELT.
What?! No, seriously? People bring their babies into regular movie theaters? Like, at night? With other people? In the dark? I’m baffled. At least we have the sense to have baby-friendly theaters! I imagine having a baby in the seat behind you at the movies would be like being annoyed at a crying baby on the plane, times fortyeleven. But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised; people are weird.
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